CraftyMemory | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Animals Bred:	90	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8493	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9549	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	130	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Emeralds Found:	9035	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

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Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!