CraftyMcLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3495	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5536	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8683	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	9067

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Votes:	1113

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	9918
Enchantments Applied:	139	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ores Mined:	2267	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	76	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6707	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6503	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!