CraftyMcLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	273100
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4471	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Items Found:	6464
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	667	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8830	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	187	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	23

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Villages Defended:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8108	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Potions Brewed:	40

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1933	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9680	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19