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DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ores Mined:	7939	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	225	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Supports Both Java & Bedrock Editions Java Version: 1.20+ Bedrock Port: 19531 Join Zenith SMP, where adventure, creativity, and fun come together. Whether you’re a Java warrior or a Bedrock explorer, Zenith SMP is your next home!

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	187

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3629	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3148	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4021

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Void Gems Collected:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Players:	91/800	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8