CraftyLoveGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mines Excavated:	1029
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	9943
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	3995	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4220

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Towns Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1814

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4594
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	464646
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3