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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5175 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7534 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (okay, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake (just don’t let the creepers find out).
So why wait? Leave your significant other and their dirty socks behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to get your partner to put the toilet seat down.