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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1512 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.
But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.