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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2793 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9752 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza slice, and if you can find the magical cheese block hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wonderful world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!