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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3703 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5884 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.