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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1858 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.