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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 336 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 101 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.