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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5938 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 569743 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.