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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9584 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
