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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6602 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
