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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.