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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4015 | Votes: | 908 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 1183 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
