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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7770 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 325 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.