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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6005 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
