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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9353 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 490 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7689 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
