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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5651 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.