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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8566 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.