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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5105 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.