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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5709 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3515 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.