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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6901 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.