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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7025 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7827 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
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