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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8649 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2523 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
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