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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9730 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7944 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 97 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
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