CraftyKyivAidCoordination | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3462	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2418
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	New Chunks Explored:	626378
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

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hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	385265

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ProudNerdMC SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreepyCraftKids

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is the occasional Enderman lurking around? Well, come join our server where the creepiest thing you’ll hear is a child whispering “I see dead pixels” while building a haunted mansion made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so spooky, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated realm. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s missing pet pig, Porkchop. And rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a zombie villager singing “Baby Shark” in the distance.

So why wait? Come join our server for a bone-chilling good time and experience the creepiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	839	Magic Items Found:	8690
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

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lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Excited Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for epic battles, intense PvP action, and all-out war!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane, action-packed Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10