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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 3961 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3892 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.
also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.
oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.
so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?
