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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6221 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.
also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.
oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.
so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?
