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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2050 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?