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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 713 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Magic Items Found: | 8310 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?