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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 207 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 78 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?