LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ores Mined: 4399
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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