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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1877 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!