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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2457 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!