CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4970	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2706
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Animals Bred:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0