Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 3937
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • InsaneCraft: Where Creepers Date and Villagers Go Crazy! LOL

    InsaneCraft: Where Creepers Date and Villagers Go Crazy! LOL
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where players can experience a psychward dating sim like no other.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground psychward filled with lovestruck zombies and flirtatious creepers. Will you find your soulmate in this crazy world or will you end up in a love triangle with a skeleton and a witch? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Crazy Cupid Capture” where players compete to shoot arrows at each other while dodging flying hearts. And don’t forget about our weekly “Lava Love Dance Party” where players can show off their best dance moves on a dance floor made entirely of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected place – a psychward dating sim!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Join now for a wild 1.20 adventure!

    Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Join now for a wild 1.20 adventure!

    Divergent SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Community-based Java server
    Season Season 6
    Features Regular events, variety of content creators
    Whitelisted Yes, requires application
    Application Link Apply here!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join Divergent SMP?

    A: To join Divergent SMP, you must first fill out an application on our website and adhere to the server rules.

    Q: What type of server is Divergent SMP?

    A: Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server with regular events and content creators.

    Q: Is Divergent SMP whitelisted?

    A: Yes, Divergent SMP is whitelisted and requires an application to join.

    Q: When is the best time to join Divergent SMP?

    A: Season 6 is still relatively new, so it’s a great time to join and become part of the community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Animals Bred: 73 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunkCraft – Get your groove on!

    FunkCraft – Get your groove on!
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got all the Friday Night Funkin’ vibes you could ever dream of, from TANKMEN to Pico to Madness to Spooky Month and beyond!

    Join us for Week #2537 – where everyone is going full diesel dreaming now! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we just released the Weekend 1 update that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – our Funkin Crew’s blog post will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart. Plus, Ninjamuffin and PA did an AMA on /funkg/ that will have you questioning reality.

    Download and play the game on our server, where the modding community is as wild as a creeper explosion! Need help with modding? We’ve got resources for days, including our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation that will have you building like a pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether and let’s get funky together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Creepers Inn & Spa – Where Even Zombies Get a Good Night’s Sleep!

    Crafty Creepers Inn & Spa – Where Even Zombies Get a Good Night’s Sleep!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where demons and princesses of Hell come together to build and create in a chaotic and hilarious world! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so full of heartwarming stories and wacky adventures?

    But that’s not all, we also have Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss running their own small assassin business. Join them as they navigate through the underworld, trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. From weapons specialists to bruisers, there’s never a dull moment with this crazy bunch!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of demons and princesses working together to build a better Hell? Plus, we have exclusive access to the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots, so you can watch and download all the demon-filled action you want. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KetchupCraft: Where condiments reign supreme in a 1.20.1 SMP world!🌭

    KetchupCraft: Where condiments reign supreme in a 1.20.1 SMP world!🌭
    MustardCraft Summary
    MustardCraft is a fun server with lots of things to do and things to discover, also with lots of people to fight or ally with, MustardCraft also has tons of cool mods that you may recognize.
    Major Mods
    Create Mod
    ComputerCraft
    Sophisticated backpacks
    Alex’s mobs
    New Season
    Season 2 is currently nearing its end and while it lasted lots of stuff were built and destroyed but now its time for a new era with new content that is more professional and now getting custom items its going to keep most of the major mods and maybe add some new mods but its going to be more create mod centered and less kitchen sink mod packs.
    Extra Things
    Also be mature and aware of your digital footprint.

    Discord

    FAQ

    1. What is MustardCraft?

    MustardCraft is a Minecraft server with lots of things to do and discover, featuring various cool mods and a friendly community.

    2. What are the major mods in MustardCraft?

    The major mods in MustardCraft include Create Mod, ComputerCraft, Sophisticated backpacks, and Alex’s mobs.

    3. When is Season 3 starting?

    Season 3 of MustardCraft is coming up very soon. Join quickly before the new season starts to not miss out on the fun.

    4. What can I expect in the new season of MustardCraft?

    The new season of MustardCraft will feature new content, custom items, and a focus on Create Mod. It aims to be more professional and less of a kitchen sink mod pack.

    5. How can I join MustardCraft?

    You can join MustardCraft by accessing their Discord server at the following link: Discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Moron HQ

    Minecraft Moron HQ
    Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

    So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeAddictCraft

    AnimeAddictCraft
    Are you tired of finishing all the anime in your “to watch” list? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual anime to keep you entertained for hours on end! From pixelated waifus to epic battles with creeper monsters, our server will transport you to a world where anime never ends and the fun never stops. Join us now and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

    Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!
    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

    The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name The Garden
    Edition Bedrock Edition
    Running Since 2 years
    Expansion Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How long has the server been running?

    The server has been running for 2 years now.

    2. Do I need to mod the game to play on this server?

    No modding is required to join the server. Just download the resource packs provided when you log in.

    3. When will the world be reset?

    The world will only be reset if a new Minecraft update requires it. Otherwise, the world will be kept running as long as possible.

    4. Are there any playtime obligations or paid packages on the server?

    There are no playtime obligations or paid packages on the server. The server expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment.

    5. What unique features does the Forsaken Odyssey expansion offer?

    The Forsaken Odyssey expansion introduces new mobs, blocks, biomes, and items while maintaining game balance. It also includes personal addons to keep the server fresh and unique.

    6. Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles. Players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon. Check the Discord for more details on rules.

    7. Are there convenience features available on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation and smoother gameplay. Economy features are also available to help new players catch up.

    8. How can I join The Garden server?

    Joining is easy, simply click this Discord link, read the rules, and click the verify button in the Discord server. The IP and port will be available on Discord for easy access.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Magic Items Found: 5279
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RavenCraft

    RavenCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Raven Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is like no other. We have block merging that will make your head spin, comfy UI that will make you feel like you’re on a cloud, and automatic diffusion that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to see models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content? We’ve got it all! Dive into a world of craziness and creativity like never before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to LoRa training, OP pasta, and a whole bunch of related boards that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Raven Edition and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Chimeras Created: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

    Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Babes Galore

    Pixel Babes Galore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

    Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 282
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3043 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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