Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Clones

    Crafty Clones
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just like you – totally derpy and always up for a good laugh!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures where you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing cows, and even a llama that tells dad jokes. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a twin who’s just as crazy as you are!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MagicalGirlCraft: The Ultimate Showdown

    MagicalGirlCraft: The Ultimate Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most magical way possible!

    Join us on our server and become a magical girl (or boy, we don’t discriminate) as you battle evil mobs with your sparkly wands and cute outfits. But be warned, the mobs have also leveled up and are now rocking their own magical powers, so you better bring your A-game!

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the unicorns roam free and rainbows never end? That’s right, you can ride a unicorn into battle while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world which magical girl (or boy) truly enhanced the genre the most! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5095 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Altitude Community: Where you can claim your land, learn McMMO, and crash the economy in version 1.20.4!

    Altitude Community: Where you can claim your land, learn McMMO, and crash the economy in version 1.20.4!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/News alttd.com/blog/

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    • 1.20.x Survival Map
    • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
    • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
    • McMMO & MyPet
    • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
    • Economy with player shops
    • Custom warp plugin for towns
    • Monthly server events

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist on the server? No, our server is open to all players.
    Are there any age restrictions? Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome.
    Can I create my own warp points? Currently, only towns have custom warp points. Players can use /home and /back commands for teleportation.
    How can I participate in monthly server events? Stay updated on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Farms Harvested: 112
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mines Excavated: 2872
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3404 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Oregonians

    Crafty Oregonians
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

    But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite

    ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Runes Activated: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!

    Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Languages Dutch, English

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server to get the IP address.
    Do you only accept Dutch-speaking players? No, we welcome English-speaking players as well.
    Is the server modded? No, it is a vanilla survival server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 234 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gregarious Gamers

    Gregarious Gamers
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!

    But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ores Mined: 6696
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

    Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Potions Brewed: 86

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SexyHipsCraft

    SexyHipsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 207
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

    Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

    And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Emeralds Found: 7005 Villages Defended: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
    Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PlatinumSMP

    PlatinumSMP

    The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Potions Brewed: 91 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Farms Harvested: 667
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

    QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

    QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview

    QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
    Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
    Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
    What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockBillionaires

    BlockBillionaires
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

    Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

    So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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