CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it makes diamonds look like coal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8167
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, join our server where we constantly retcon the last 8 chapters of OPM just for fun! Who needs continuity when you can have chaos? Plus, our admin is like the Murata of Minecraft – always keeping things interesting with unexpected twists and turns. Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7402	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Semi-Chaos Minecraft SMP – Full of mild rebellions and lukewarm chaos!

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Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Supported Versions	1.20.4
Server IP	dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.

3. How can I request plugin installations?

You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.

5. Is the server always online?

Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.

6. What are the server specifications?

CPU	Intel i7 10700F
GPU	Integrated Graphics
RAM	16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Thumbnail Face Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s faces look like they just smelled something funky? Join our server and break free from the monotony! Our players have the ability to change their facial expressions at the click of a button, so you’ll never have to see the same old face again. Plus, rumor has it that the reason she keeps making the same face in her thumbnails is because she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien trying to blend in with us humans. Join our server and uncover the truth behind this mysterious YouTuber’s repetitive expressions!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hats Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hat-wearing extravaganza! Join us and discover the hidden secrets behind the little Jewish hats and why other Middle East religions are jumping on the funny hat bandwagon.

Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AresMine Minecraft server

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we are waiting for you on our server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

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NZnetwork Minecraft

We are now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world! – All you old players who have moved overseas can now join with no VPN!

Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

Low Ping for NZ/AUS Players ✔

–> Some screenshots on this server advertisement are built by the user twitter.com/kimandjax <-- –> Come watch Kim do some epic builds on https://www.twitch.tv/kimandjax it’s well worth it! <-- The most important information. The connection info! Use either one of these:✔ minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz✔ nzminecraft.com

Come join our Discord, it’s like the heart of our community✔ discord.gg/sw4GZvW

Nznetwork runs on a fully dedicated system running a bungeecord network meaning we can run multiple servers without having issues such as low TPS or crowding.

World Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvival (Friendly survival)Hardcore Survival

*On the Hardcore Server:One old world, for the older playersOne fresh world, for 1.15.2+ terrain generation with a nether and end that will be reset after each major game version update

The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

To limit the risk of griefing and trouble makers, we run rollback and logging software and only allow players who have built a creation to access creative mode freely on our creative servers. This system has proven itself very stable as people who have wanted to destroy others builds don’t hang around and any that do slip through can do limited damage in survival mode. We can always roll back any damage they do anyway!

A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Over 5000 players have joined this server since it’s initial release in 2010 (These players were only from New Zealand as the server was originally IP locked to New Zealand players only)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild like a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the video game equivalent of colouring in Nunavut!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build igloos taller than the Eiffel Tower, ride polar bears into battle against creepers, and mine for diamonds while dodging snowballs from mischievous penguins. Our server is so cool, it’ll make the North Pole jealous!

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you can rescue Santa from the clutches of the evil Grinch, compete in snowball fights to become the ultimate champion of winter, and even discover hidden ice caves filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the frosty fun of colouring in Nunavut like never before!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, you can marry a Sunny today or confess your love to one! Sunnie Sunday Edition is where the party never stops!

Join our server for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0), Moogle Treasure Trove (Until June 24th), and Fall Guys Collaboration Event (Until June 10th).

But wait, there’s more! We have an updated Benchmark Releasing Monday June 3rd, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0), PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0), and tons of resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells to keep you entertained.

And if that’s not enough, we have meetups galore! From Twin Peaks Meetup to Rival Wings Meetup, Kino Movie Meetup, and even the prestigious Ebin Awards! Don’t miss out on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find your very own Minecraft Sunny to marry!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EczemaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and join a community of misfits and outcasts just like you! Are you tired of not fitting in because of your allergies to everything under the sun? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations!

Join us and build your own world where you can wear whatever clothes you want without worrying about triggering your itch. Want to create beautiful art without the fear of chemicals ruining your focus? Our server is the perfect place for you! And forget about being disqualified from jobs or military service – here, you can be a warrior, an artist, a builder, or whatever else your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible – even for those who don’t fit in anywhere else. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1830	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the mines that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8