Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NordicCraft: Left vs Right!

    NordicCraft: Left vs Right!
    are you tired of boring old politics? come join our minecraft server where the nordic left-wing parties are taking over and the far-right is declining faster than a creeper explosion! experience the thrill of building your own socialist utopia while battling against capitalist pigs who try to invade your land. join now and let’s make minecraft great again…but in a totally different way!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel

    ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamonds raining from da sky and villagers breakdancing in da streets. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so what u waiting for? come join da party and let’s get this blocky bash started!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CosmicCloudExposed

    CosmicCloudExposed
    Yo, so like, imagine this: 3 million years ago, this cosmic cloud straight up exposed Earth to interstellar space, like what even? And now, that same cosmic cloud is the reason you gotta join our Minecraft server.

    We got aliens, bro. Like, actual aliens building spaceships and flying around the server. And get this, they’re friendly AF and will trade you diamonds for space rocks they find while exploring the galaxy.

    But wait, there’s more. Our server has a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off rogue robots trying to take over the world. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.

    So come join us and experience the cosmic chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to another dimension or something. It’s out of this world, literally.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BudderCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses and play guitar while dodging arrows

    BudderCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses and play guitar while dodging arrows

    Overview:

    Key Points:
    Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
    Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
    Friendly community for players of all skill levels

    FAQ:

    Questions Answers
    What is BudderCraft? BudderCraft is an in-development/beta Minecraft server that aims to provide a variety of feature-rich modes while strictly preventing cheating and fostering a friendly community.
    Are mods allowed on BudderCraft? No, mods are not allowed on BudderCraft except for specific ones allowed for Badlion Client. Cheating of any kind, including the use of mods, is strictly prohibited.
    Can I join the server’s Discord? While joining the Discord is not required, it is highly recommended for posting feedback and getting update/uptime information. The Discord link can be obtained by using /discord on the server.
    What versions does BudderCraft run on? BudderCraft always runs on the latest Minecraft version, but it may take some time to update when a new version is released.
    Can I suggest mods for the server? Currently, only specific mods for Badlion Client are allowed on BudderCraft. Suggestions for additional mods are not open at this time.
    Is there a tutorial for new players? Yes, there is a quick section that new players must complete upon joining to filter out bots and players who may not be able to read. It helps familiarize players with the server rules and features.

    If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below: play.buddercraft.net

    NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! IF YOU ARE CAUGHT USING ONE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BANNED!

    Allowed Clients:

    Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed above are allowed)

    Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Feel free to make suggestions for improvements before official release!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5163 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HappyInvestors Minecraft Server

    HappyInvestors Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of investing in the wrong virtual currencies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto investment! Join us and watch your virtual coins skyrocket in value as you build, mine, and craft your way to riches.

    Forget about Holo and Niji, our server’s currency is the next big thing in the digital world. Rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret investor and has hidden diamond blocks all over the server for players to find. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have Blockcoin?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and shears this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. What will you wish for?

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of virtual investing like never before. Who needs the real stock market when you can have a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than a diamond mine?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5347 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 158 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of watching your favorite anime characters get killed off over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about Athena getting offed by Next Dimension ever again! Join now for a chance to build your own Greek-inspired world and show those pesky gods who’s boss. Who needs CG series when you can have your own epic saga in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SisSwap Minecraft Server

    SisSwap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s living situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, entitlement, and sibling rivalry that will make you forget about your own family drama.

    Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.

    But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Enchantments Applied: 60
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crops Grown: 7634

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends
    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 427185 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server

    Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring travel destinations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate vacation spot for all you adventure seekers out there! Forget about the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China, come explore our virtual world filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

    So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelPolyglot

    PixelPolyglot
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to magically learn the language of the Endermen! Imagine chatting with those creepy tall guys and understanding their plans for world domination. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground library where ancient scrolls teach you how to speak in Pig Latin to confuse your enemies. So come join us and unlock the mysteries of Minecraft languages!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GreeneryGamerz

    GreeneryGamerz
    LOL, U WANNA FEEL GOOD? JOIN DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA GREENS U NEED TO FEEL AT PEACE. U LOOK AT DEM TREES AND BAM, ANXIETY GONE, FEELIN’ LIKE U IN A SPA. U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA HEALIN’ POWER ANYWHERE ELSE, SO HOP ON AND LET DA LEAVES WORK THEIR MAGIC. #GREENISGOOD #TREESARELIFE #FEELINSPROUTED

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

    Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

    About Us

    A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

    Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

    Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!


    Plugins

    Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

    Plugins
    CoreProtect
    Graves
    Anti-creeper grief
    EssentialsX
    VanillaTweeks
    Dynmap
    DiscordSRV
    HeadDatabase
    Blaze&Caves Advancements
    Brewery

    Rules

    • Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
    • No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
    • To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
    • No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
    • More rules in our Discord server!

    Applications

    Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

    Click here to apply

    If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server

    Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.

    Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.

    But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.

    So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FieryFuel Minecraft Server

    FieryFuel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).

    But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

    Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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