CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	196
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, authoritarianism, Beliefs, controversial, debate, discrimination, Ethics, extremism, fascism, History, hitler, Ideology, left handed, lefty, LeftyCraft, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, society

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, cute, DATING, Entertainment, funny, incel community, incel culture, IncelCraft, Incels, internet culture, laughs, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstood, Online Community, relationships, self improvement, Server, social outcasts, support group, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BabyCraft2021

baby names, baby naming conflicts, BabyCraft2021, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, Fatherhood, long-distance relationship, Motherhood, naming traditions, parenting, Peacekeeping, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, university student

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby amidst a whirlwind of family drama.

Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.

Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Forget-Me-Not Minecraft Server

cherished memories, ForgetMeNot, lasting memories, Memories, Minecraft, Never forget, Server, special moments, unforgettable, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable events, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable feelings, unforgettable lessons, unforgettable memories, unforgettable milestones, unforgettable moments, unforgettable occasions, unforgettable people, unforgettable places, unforgettable stories, unforgettable times

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you’ll never look at those cluckers the same way again. Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie pigman boss. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	2352

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DreamCrafters: Unleash the Weirdness

bizarre dreams, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream recall, dream symbolism, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, strange occurrences, strangest dream, subconscious mind, subconscious thoughts, surreal experiences, Unleash, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams, Weird Dreams, Weirdness

Have you ever dreamt of riding a pig through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking chickens, and secret dungeons full of chocolate cake. Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in one epic Minecraft world? So come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least in pixelated form)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11