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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1516 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 482376 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.