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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7591 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4680 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.