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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2408 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.