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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8611 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8014 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 85 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Farms Harvested: | 118 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.