So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Falling into the Void: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 3558
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Ores Mined: 1935
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 126 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 540434 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Towns Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Emeralds Found: 5512

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4946 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8837 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 351761
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Potions Brewed: 50

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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