So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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