CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	120	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	829
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6583
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	383
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	7070
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	672
Players Killed by Monsters:	9577	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	97	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9494	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4382
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4164
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	533
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	4955
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com