CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	910965
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5550
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	4002
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com